Boring² : 9 Stress Reliever
Stress reliever #1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?
Stress reliever #2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Stress reliever #3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress reliever #4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left! me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress reliever #5
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress reliever #6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. My Father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress reliever #7
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman! What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress reliever #8
Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." The guy replies: "Thanks for the warning."
Stress reliever #9
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."