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Thursday, July 01, 2004

BoringĀ² : Jokes to chase awaY yOuR Blues

Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No! Upper Serangoon Avenue. Man : !!@#$%^&*!*#

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A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritate customer asked the waiter.

Customer : Will my hamburger be long?
Waiter : No, sir...it will be round.

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Two young boys was having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the younger of the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just before he feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room.

"Don't do it, Kamal", she said. "They'll die."
The boys face turned pale and throw his mother a desperate look, "Then why did you gave it to us ?"

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Diner : Waiter,look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter : What else do u want, feathers?
Diner : I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter : It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner : You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter : Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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Ken : These ice-cream are too expensive
John : Stop complaining and pay with a smile.
Ken : I wish I could but the man insists on cash!

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Almost bald man : Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair!
Barber : No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! We charge for
Having to search for it!

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New prisoner comes to prison cell.

Convicts: What has happened with you that you are here?
Prisoner: I have broken a window on my job place.
Convicts: It's unbelievable! Where did you work?
Prisoner: On a submarine.


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